What I know thus far...

These are the things I have learned thus far…

SIT – and most importantly still looking pretty, adorable and cuddly.

You say WHAT???

I can’t understand you, can you speak Rhodesian language?

DOWN – I’m still trying to understand why I need this,

maybe I can be intimidating as I like to jump onto people a lot.

Training’s finished for the day & I don’t have to be a nice little missy anymore.

That’s just me eating nice bouganvillea

(oops… I’m going to get into REAL trouble now)